Well, The sink in the bathroom is draining slowly. I'm going to try and fix it. I have my cell phone all ready to call Dolores if I run into any problems. I also have my credit card ready for when I call the real plumber to fix ... well what was perfectly fine before I got here.
Wish me good luck,
P.S. I fixed it! Yes, I did. I fixed it! Take that liberal arts degree -- who's free now? Yep, that is me. Free from the tyranny of the slow draining sink. Yup. Go Mary go Mary go Mary.